The kids are both finally back in school and so we begin a new year of homework, field trips, birthday parties and my favorite, the onslaught of communicable diseases that my children seem to love to bring home to mommy!
The one common elementary school infestation that I dread the most is head lice. Eww! Just writing the words makes me itch. But here's the thing, my paranoia and fear about finding white creepy crawlies in my kids' hair is tempered with my fervent hope that their hair is "Black" enough to repel the heinous little buggers.
I mean everybody knows that Black people can't get lice, right? No really, I wrote a book about Black hair and I did the research. Let me explain. It's not that Black people CAN'T get lice, it's just that the North American head louse has adapted to Caucasian hair and can't really navigate the shape of African-American hair follicles. Can you say I'm happy to be nappy? If you go to Africa, or even Brazil however, those badboys are all over Black hair.
Here's a recent statistic I found:
"According to Andrea Beth Trowers, MD, of the University of Miami, African American children are much less likely to have head lice (medically called pediculosis capitis) than white or Hispanic children."
Now, here's where I had my meltingpot meltdown. These kind of stats don't take into consideration mixed kids like mine. I hate to break my kids down into racial categories for any reason, but when it comes to combating parasites on their head, I'll do it. So, I'm trying to figure out just how Black they have to be, or rather how Black their hair has to be to be truly unwelcoming for the North American head louse to take up residence. And of course my SpaNegro boys have two distinct hair textures, one being more kinky than the other.
I'm not one to wait around and see if the one-drop rule is respected by head lice, so I will take action. As soon as the cold weather hits and the hats and scarves come out (aka prime lice season), my boys will have their hair greased up good (because lice can't get their claws into a slippery head). I'll switch to coconut-based shampoos (because supposedly lice hate the smell of coconut. Even if that's not true, I love coconut so that's no big sacrifice). And mostly, I'll pray that I've passed enough of my kinky genes on to them that they will be spared the itchiness of the louse.
Anybody out there with Mixed Hair have an opinion on head lice? I'd love to hear it. Do you feel safe from the lice epidemics because of your racial makeup? Do tell. Isn't it interesting how being mixed can obliterate so many of the things we monoracial folks just take for granted? As a Black mother to mixed kids, I am constantly surprised by the things I have to relearn. I believe it's a good thing though to have your assumptions and ideas confronted by a different truth. Wouldn't you agree?